50 Best Love Quotes That Can Make You Chuckle

Best Love Quotes That Make You Chuckle

So i browsed the net and was able to come up with this 50 Best Love Quotes That Make You Chuckle as you read them. Trust me you would be glad that you read to the very end..

50 Best Love Quotes That Can Make You Chuckle

  1. “Love is never supposed to hurt. Love is supposed to heal, to be your haven from misery, to make living *ucking worthwhile.”
    ― Mia Asher
  2. “I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”
    ― Marilyn Monroe
  3. “and all I could think was that I would like to spend every morning for the rest of my life waking up beside her”
    ― Nicholas Sparks
  4. “The most basic and somehow forgettable thing is this: Love is not pain. Love is goodness. And real love–it’s less shiny than solid and simple.”
    ― Deb Caletti
  5. “Some people you meet and they’re your friend for a day. Some you meet and you never really know at all. And then there are those who get caught inside your soul and stay there forever.”
    ― Melodie Ramone
  6. “Quit being so hard on yourself. We are what we are; we love what we love. We don’t need to justify it to anyone… not even to ourselves.”
    ― Scott Lynch
  7. “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    ― Dr. Seuss
  8. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
    ― Elbert Hubbard
  9. “You don’t need another Human Being to make your life complete, but let’s be honest. Having your wounds kissed by someone who doesn’t see them as disasters In your soul, but cracks to put their love into, Is the most calming thing In this World.”
    ― Emery Allen
  10. “Sometimes you know in your heart you love someone, but you have to go away before your head can figure it out.”
    ― Sharon Creech
  11. “I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close.”
    ― Pablo Neruda
  12. “Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.”
    ― Lao Tzu
  13. “There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.”
    ― Sarah Dessen
  14. “When you really love someone, you see all their mess and their brokenness and you love them anyway. In fact, seeing all of that sort of makes you love them more.”
    ― Heather Hepler Love Maybe
  15. “Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein
  16. “Love is like the wind, you can’t see it but you can feel it.”
    ― Nicholas Sparks
  17. “You don’t love someone because they’re perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they’re not.”
    ― Jodi Picoult
  18. “Love has no limitations. It cannot be measured. It has no boundaries. Although many have tried, love is indefinable.”
    ― Steve Maraboli
  19. “I would kiss you in the middle of the ocean during a lightning storm cuz I’d rather be left for dead than wondering what thunder sounds like.”
    ― Andrea Gibson
  20. “Maybe we shouldn’t be looking for love. Maybe we should be looking for a person. Because maybe you can find love in a person, but not have that person. So if you look for love, what you will find is love. But if you want to belong to someone, and you want someone to belong to you, you should look for a person.”
    ― C. JoyBell C.
  21. “My lover asks me:
    “What is the difference between me and the sky?”
    The difference, my love,
    Is that when you laugh,
    I forget about the sky”
    ― Nizar Qabbani
  22. “If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.”
    ― Marilyn Monroe
  23. “There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.(Il n’y a qu’un bonheur dans la vie, c’est d’aimer et d’être aimé.)”
    ― George Sand
  24. “It’s all about falling in love with yourself and sharing that love with someone who appreciates you, rather than looking for love to compensate for a self love deficit.”
    ― Eartha Kitt
  25. “The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.”
    ― Marilyn Monroe
  26. “When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe and comfortable.”
    ― Jess C. Scott
  27. “If you love something let it go.. if it comes back its yours”
    ― James Patterson
  28. “Here are the things I want for you -I want you to be happy. I want someone else to know the warmth of your smile, to feel the way I did when I was in your presence.I want you to know how happy you once made me and though you really did hurt me, in the end, I was better for it. I don’t know if what we had was love, but if it wasn’t, I hope to never fall in love. Because of you, I know I am too fragile to bear it.

    I want you to remember my lips beneath your fingers and how you told me things you never told another soul. I want you to know that I have kept sacred, everything you had entrusted in me and I always will.

    Finally, I want you to know how sorry I am for pushing you away when I had only meant to bring you closer. And if I ever felt like home to you, it was because you were safe with me. – I want you to know that most of all.”
    ― Lang Leav

  29. “Real love finds you once, if you’re lucky.”
    ― Ellen Hopkins
  30. “A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”
    ― Jane Austen
  31. “So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s going to be really hard; we’re gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me… everyday.”
    ― Nicholas Sparks
  32. “He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn’t going to quote poetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don’t hurt him, don’t change him, and don’t expect for more than he can give. Don’t analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he’s not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is perfect for you.”
    ― Bob Marley
  33. “I want to love you without clutching, appreciate you without judging, join you without invading, invite you without demanding, leave you without guilt, criticize you without blaming, and help you without insulting. If I can have the same from you, then we can truly meet and enrich each other.”
    ― Virginia Satir
  34. “Do you ever just put your arms out and just spin and spin and spin? Well, that’s what love is like; everything inside of you tells you to stop before you fall, but for some reason you just keep going.”
    ― Alice Hoffman
  35. “It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get.”
    ― Confucius
  36. “Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about it: love does take over and transform the schemes and operations of our egos in a very mighty way.”
    ― Aberjhani
  37. “The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.”
    ― Chuck Palahniuk
  38. “One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.”
    ― Paulo Coelho
  39. “Love brings to light a lover’s noble and hidden qualities-his rare and exceptional traits: it is thus liable to be deceptive of his normal qualities.”
    ― Friedrich Nietzsche
  40. “The surest way to hurt yourself is to give up on love, just because it didn’t
    work out the first time.”
    ― Amanda Howells
  41. “Love is needing someone. Love is putting up with someone’s bad qualities because they somehow complete you.”
    ― Sarah Dessen
  42. “You are my best friend as well as my lover, and I do not know which side of you I enjoy the most. I treasure each side, just as I have treasured our life together.”
    ― Nicholas Sparks
  43. “No human should mislead another by promising them something they know to be untrue.”
    ― Santosh Kalwar
  44. “The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that’s what you’ve given me. That’s what I’d hoped to give you forever”
    ― Nicholas Sparks
  45. “There are very few friends that will lie down with you on empty streets in the middle of the night, without a word. No questions, no asking why, just quietly lay there with you, observing the stars, until you’re ready to get back up on your feet again and walk the last bit home, softly holding your hand as a quiet way of saying “I’m here”.
    It was a beautiful night.”
    ― Charlotte Eriksson
  46. “We fell in love, despite our differences, and once we did, something rare and beautiful was created. For me, love like that has only happened once, and that’s why every minute we spent together has been seared in my memory. I’ll never forget a single moment of it.”
    ― Nicholas Sparks
  47. “What’s meant to be will always find a way”
    ― Trisha Yearwood
  48. “Soul connections are not often found and are worth every bit of fight left in you to keep.”
    ― Shannon Alder
  49. “True love always makes a man better, no matter what woman inspires it.”
    ― Alexandre Dumas
  50. “The heart makes its choices without weighing the consequences. It doesn’t look ahead to the lonely nights that follow.”
    ― Tess Gerritsen

Love is indeed a beautiful thing when you find that very person that completes you.. I hope those quotes above do add something refreshing to your love life.. Please do share. Love you all!

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8 Comments

  1. Hands down this is the best for me!

    “I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”
    ― Marilyn Monroe

  2. I love SO many of these. But this one is my favorite — “Love is never supposed to hurt. Love is supposed to heal, to be your haven from misery, to make living fucking worthwhile.” SPOT ON.

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